I cannot think of a more appropriate title for the 31-21 beatdown that the Eagles just administered to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
I will inevitably leave one or two things off this list that you believe belongs (feel free to let me know in the comments), and I unfortunately do not have video or pictures to document the plays, but I wanted to get some quick hitters out there.
Let’s hit it and go through each category:
- Nick Foles’ quick slant to Jeremy Maclin for a first down on the initial touchdown drive.
- Foles’ completion to Riley Cooper on a slant late in the first quarter for a first down.
- LeSean McCoy looking explosive on an outside zone read.
- Maclin catching six balls(one less than the Steelers team combined) for 43 yards in the first half (Much more on him later)
- Brent Celek making epic catches while losing his helmet — Still chugging along after seven years
- My dude Zach Ertz being my dude with two nice catches for 24 yards.
- The double screen to McCoy on the first touchdown that completely baffled two of the game’s best defensive minds in Mike Tomlin and Dick LeBeau.
- Darren Sproles looking like he still has a ton left in the tank, averaging 5.33 yards per carry.
- Malcolm Jenkins finishing plays with a few nice pass breakups — Part of the reason they signed him for his coverage skills.
- Nolan Carroll erasing the memories of Roc Carmichael and Curtis Marsh with an interception.
- Vinny Curry hungry.
- Brandon Graham hungrier.
- Marcus Smith more comfortable throughout the third quarter.
- Alex Henery hitting a 36-yard field goal late in the second quarter. (I wish this was all I had to write about him)
- Henery putting kickoffs in the end zone. Cody Parkey also putting kickoffs in the end zone.
- Mark Sanchez threading the needle to Trey Burton, looking like one of the better backup quarterbacks in the league.
- Ed Hoculi (His presence more than how the game was actually called)
- This picture Chip: “Yo dawgy, nice drive, we getting smoothies after the game, what flavor you want?” Nick: “Doesn’t matter to me, coach, just trying to be the best smoothie eater I can be every day. Appreciate you asking for my input though.”
- Foles’ interception right to Troy Polamalu on a screen pass gone wrong when Sproles fell.
- A few running plays blown up, specifically McCoy losing five yards on the fourth play of the game.
- A few drops by Cooper on what appeared to be catchable passes from Foles. Haul those in, Coop Dawgy.
- On the other side of that, Foles was juuust a hair off on a few balls, specifically a wheel route to Sproles that would have gone for a touchdown.
- Antonio Brown lighting up the Eagles backups.
- Curtis Marsh
- Yellow flags, yellow flags, and more yellow flags.
- Brian Baldinger calling Allen Barbre “Barber” again.
- Henery inexplicably missing a 31-yard field goal in the fourth quarter. I said he would win the job, so I need to stick to my guns there, but the leash just got way shorter. We officially have a problem. I am researching free agent kickers as I write.
- LeSean McCoy had an x-ray on his thumb after scoring a sweet touchdown. Thankfully doesn’t appear to be an issue.
- For a moment, it looked like Jeremy Maclin’s season ended before it started as he planed his foot and crumpled to the ground in the second quarter. Thankfully, as the broadcast went to commercial and Eagles Nation held their collective breath, Maclin walked off the field under his own power and returned the next series to make a few more receptions. I can’t pretend to go inside a player’s head, but I imagine if I were Maclin, I would be rather scared every time I made a hard cut. Unfortunately, I think we are in store for a few more scares like that this season. Let’s hope they are just that — Brief scares and nothing more.
Pretty eventful for a preseason game. Do not be misled by the final score. The Steelers put together some nice drives in the fourth quarter, but the Eagles at one point held a 31-7 lead as their backups on offense marched down the field against the Steelers defense. (Specific stats here if you desire them)
Overall, the offense got us pumped up, the defense eased a few concerns, the supposed starting kicker jeopardized his job in the fourth quarter, and the number one wide receiver nearly gave us a heart attack.
We’ll have more to talk about later, but this seems like enough to digest and think over for now.