Many people dislike Peter King’s NFL coverage. A lot of his stuff I enjoy, and there are a few other pieces that I feel miss the mark, but either way, I always stay for the haiku at the end of his The MMQB column on Monday mornings during the season.
Each week, in addition to more coverage, we will be rolling out a haiku to summarize what took place on the field, as I have always enjoyed the particular style of poetry. If you got something better, feel free to add in the comments. Difficult to make them comprehensive, but they should be fun:
1 and 0 M G
Chip wagon starts rolling late
Gus Bus lost a wheel